You don't fuckle with the shuckle

cannonballt1tcomb:

a marine was in a college class taught by a liberal gay demon professor. one day the professor said “if god is real, he will suck my dick” after ten minutes of silence the tough marine got up from his seat and sucked the liberal aclu professor’s dick. the professor came. “what did you do that for?” the marine answered “god was busy building ford trucks shirtless so he sent me to suck dick”

photosynthelys:

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

yeah I’ve seen a lot of this recently like who cares if a girl likes plants lmao cool down

mineva-zabi:

damn those tumblr sjw………always trying to make me think about how my actions could hurt someone else………….

(Source: higashikatas)

spikesunshine:

Jeff Mangum with a large dog.

hatsooneymiku:

I can’t believe Lady Gaga is Hatsune Miku’s closing act

smilepact:

things fake dude gamers say

  • we need to go back to the roots of gaming and stop trying to make games for everyone
  • there are no queer video game characters
  • representation in video games doesn’t matter because everyone who plays them are all just like me
  • my video games are art but i don’t want them to be critiqued as if they’re a piece of art because it’s also just a game

me n my pretentious bf

me: bb why ur hands so cold
bf: it me metaphor
jukebox-head:

ummm…this doesnt make sense
kkkill:


Recycling dumpster full of failed glass designs. Looks glacial.

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